<Me> ”I ordered something without meat as well as fish, and I get fried mozarella with – as I realise after eating it for five minutes – included fish and ham.
<Cook> ”Why does it matter? There’s almost no fish and almost no ham.”
<Me> ”I eat NO fish and NO ham. I’m a vegetarian, damn you!”
<Cook> ”YOU EAT NOTHING?!”
<Me> ”…yes, I just don’t eat meat.”
<Cook> ”…oh my god. Will you survive?”
Stupidity on the highest level at dinner in Hotel Tiffany, Rimini.
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